Searched Roachy's dA name in msn chat and it came up with ...
HUMPING STICK!!11
ahm it's Jess so I ain't too shocked something like that came up.


PEELLLVIIC THERRUSSST
personally I think these are cuter . .


sup GET OUT OF MY NAUGHTY ZONE!!!1!11eleven
IN OTHER MORE FANTABULOUS [[buy fanta kids o3o]] NEWS
Saw a really nice house in this catalogue that came in the mail today and it's like in Essex so I could travel to London real easy. Buuuut it costs 2,005,000 quid and we can barely afford this tiny place . Okey that's not so fantabulous .
DID YOU KNOW. I got a potato gun for my birthday. So yeah .__. DON'T FUCK WITH ME BACON!!1 [[bacon?]]
Hmm pink or blonde pink or blonde. I'M DYING MY HAIR THIS SUMMER. Though whether I can go pink this year depends :/. Sucks. Wish my hair would change when I willed it. CURSE YOU INTERNET *throws DS*.
Mmmh? IT'S SPAZZ TIME [[still >_>]]
Dude I need to go back to Tokyo. Good times, good times. Also there's a pot of undrank green tea on the coffee table I got there that I may just drink o____o.
Burnt this pasta today. A lot. Eww. I had to clean it all up it took ages. HOLY CREPES I'M RAMBLING.
Ahmm tara fishrooms xx
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Homies o3o

Cribs o3o

one day I'll join more clubs, I SWEAR *layzee bugger*

Finally submitted something I wanted to submit lol . Not that I've fixed the scanner just that it was easy enough to get the lineart from a photo hehe, which means you'll be getting a magical drawing of a fishy with some sexy japanese soon [[now now don't get TOO excited ]].
Ooer just got a text from Jon to my home phone . He needs to be patient aye I have my sexy new pink phone coming soon [[he'll be jealous of that i'm sure ]].
Anyhoo I decided to do my first lil journal quiz thingy, it shall be titled THE GLORIOUS DA RETURN OF SOFII SUPER HAPPY FUN QUIZ o3o
-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: sofii wofii kitty rawr :3.
- Single or taken: single (/; A ; )/.
- Gender: girly, duhh .
- Birthday: march 29th ftw.
- Sign: aries *rams you* .
- Hair color: broony && bloond.
- Eye color: blacky brown baby.
- Height: tiny.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight [[by day i kid]].

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- favourite place to shop for clothes?: ooh anywhere that sells amazing neony or kee-yute stuffies. maybe metamorphose or voodoo?
- Favorite designer?: valentino <3. or louis vuitton.
- What is your sexiest outfit?: the one with the juicy couture top ;].
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: trackies && baggy metal tees :3.
- What do you usually wear?: bright blue drainpipes (y).

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: sheer blonde && brilliant brunette .
- What are you listening to right now?: killer beach by tmge <3.
- Who is the last person that texted you?: jon on the home phone wtf.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 13 on msn beb.

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: sweeties, cake-ies && pineapple pizza .
- Girls names: barbie .
- Boys names: gaylord or spaceboy . i actually know people that have known kids called gaylord && spaceboy xD.
- Subjects in school: art && textiles ftw.
- Animals: kitties && flamingos.

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: i hope not o_o.
- Smoked?: one cigarette. no more.
- Bungee jumped?: nope, but hell do i wanna ;D.
- Made yourself throw up?: yes .
- Skinny dipped?: haha totally (y).
- Ever been in love?: yeah, it sucked so i just concentrate on fun now :].
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: if lying doesn't work .
- Pictured your crush naked?: why'd you think i'm so damn happy all the time ?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: i wish o.o *hides in his closest* nyahaha.
- Cried when someone died?: lol of course, though i cry when anyone dies .
- Lied: obviously. i tend to do it to get outta trouble, not to hurt people :3.
- Fallen for your best friend?: aye but he was a prannock.
- Rejected someone?: too many *sigh* whaat? i'm picky .
- Used someone?: naw. there's never been anything to get out of anyone .
- Done something you regret?: no. i say only regret things you haven't done, never what you've done.

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: trackies && italian tee with fishy :3.
- Desktop picture: death note. surprisingly >3>.
- CD in player: psyence by hide. best cd i own. i love it .
- DVD in player: friends season 1, disc 1 .

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: the panda, eh roach ?
- Hugged: chocolate. whaat? i was showing it how much i love it :3.
- You IMed: jon bebz.
- Talk to online: that's the same question o.o.
- Sex it up with: the panda .

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: yep ^-^.
- Open-minded: 100% aye aye .
- Arrogant: no way beb.
- Insecure?: pshh you wish.
- Random?: come suck my toes .
- Hungry: all the time :3.
- Smart: hehe nope .
- Moody: still wishin? gurdd . . .
- Organized: when i feel like it :].
- Shy: no way! i'm just like fwee beb.
- Difficult: if you're unfortunate enough to be my mum/dad.
- Bored easily: naw, because i use my imagination in everything i do (8) [[oh ghey]].
- Obsessed: did you say CAEK? *spazz*.
- Angry: pretty much never.
- Sad: never in front of people :].
- Happy: all the freakin time .
- Hyper: heeheehee aye.
- Trusting: sometimes >.>.

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

- Kill?: old math teacher. always.
- Slap?: daddy. he's lame.
- Get really wasted with?: everyone o3o.
- Get high with: shh .
- Talk to offline: the bunch a spegs i'm goin to town with on sunday.
- Talk to online: men with high sex drives [[don't see myself running outta them anytime soon]].
- Sex it up with: it's a secret . but also, the postman .

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: have massive hair.
- Love is: loverleyy :3.
- I dream about: dirteh crep .
- Sexual preference: sexy ;D.
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: hair. i have a thing for wicked hair hehe.

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: taste the same to me ^o^.
- Flowers or candy: cancycandycandy!!
- Tall or short: short ftw :3.

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: everyone ^o^.
- Makes you smile: my friendies.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: mm chocolate .

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: they wish .
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: eeek no way.
- Wish you were younger: hell naw. i'm young enough as it is.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: uh huh.

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: a couple. never again decks.
- Of girls I've kissed: none o-o.
- Of CD's I own: 22sh on my CD rack atm.
- Of scars on my body: 1 under my hair from when i got bear up in year one D:.

There was no tag bittle but ima tag anyhoo.
I TAG JESHKA.
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cause i don't know many people atm ^o^''.
which reminds me i oughta add mr.treijim sir yesyes.
soo that makes friendies look like this :

^o^ and clubbies still like this :

*need to join more clubs* o3o. . .
ANNND because it looks snazzy . . .


LOLZ
anyhoo off I trot to shower my pretty hairs . xox.
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Thats a lie .__. I was stuck with what to call this so I let Roach do the thinking.
Hey it was either this or "I felt a Mummy up in the Zoo. IT WAS YOUR MUMMY!" so I went with the kinky elbow licking [[how licking your own elbow is kinky? uhhh no clue ]].
Yaay today I made lot's of plans to do things with my mates like shopping, a leaving party [[mine btw ]] and a trolley dash in aldi [[oh we will have fun ]].
Also something also rather ubertastic has happened, Roach says that if I stay addicted to dA and keep this account then she'll buy me a subscription ^3^ you should praise her by the way, she's sooo amazing *batters eyelashes sweetly at Roach* . SHE GOT HER SIDE OF THE AVVIE WORKING.
Can I say. . . AVVIE TWINS?? I think so. . .

yaaaay! Also my fuzzy haired friend John has noticed my re-existence here SO IF I WERE TO START A FRIENDS SECTION IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

hopefully I can add Uraz soon <33 he's such an amazing artist yknow

OOH AND IF I WERE TO HAVE A CLUBS SECTION *waves chalk*

Yeppy Yep the first club of my GLORIOUS return ^o^ yaay <3
Haha I visited this place a lot even when I wasn't a member so I figured [[though it took me a while o.o]] I should join ^o^ yaaaaaaaaay.
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Okey so I was starting to miss lovely old dA but I'm scared of my old accounts because 1] my art style has WAY improved and 2]I didn't feel like using those screen names lol. No I won't give you the links and everyone still linking back to them, quit it .
Soo I joined on March 24th '04 in reality =OO, things have uber changed since then! And since I left. Luckily for me Roach is still around to pull me through, for all you crazy mofos, Roach = Jess = Yes THEE famous Jess of dA [[according to her she's "really made her way" ]] wellp not only is she my bestest friend, I INTRODUCED HER TO THIS SHIT! Oh snaap.
We izzz ...
THE KONDOM KWEENZ

izies made our icons ^o^
but because Roach's pc iz a silly bugger hers might notta come up yet.
I'LL BE WAITING.
Ahmm any I totally have a deviation to submit, but I need to scan and color it and my scanner plugs fallen out somewhere and I'm too warm to bother looking .
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PS OMG HAI JOHN AND URAZ MOLEST JOO SOO BAD